“Yes it is Barack Obama , Big Paws – why did you ask?”
“It’s just that when George Bush got into power he started playing lots of golf – infact that’s what he was doing on holiday just before the attacks on 9/11″
“well Im sure lots of normal , probably jobless Americans will be happy to know that their future president has time to practise his golf whilst on holiday in Hawaii!”
“Hmmmm – any more harrassment from those Yellow Coats today?”
“Funny you should mention that but i had to go and do some messenger work etc today and the train I got on had the ticket inspectors get on – i was just about to get off the train, map in hand when one demanded i produce my monthly travelcard which is registered in my name and is on a microchipped oyster card – so i did yet again…. And then on the train home a British Transport Police Officer got on exactly where I was sitting – so I took a picture on my phone and emailed it to myself, but for some reason I haven’t received it yet – probably tomorrow..”
“Well Jason”
“Yes Conckers”
“You knew this would start to happen “
“They started it – but they seem so desperate now to want it to stop – i heard one announcer at the station saying they were trying to stop public mutiny – but if they started to tell the truth about what they’ve tried to do and done, then maybe it would stop…until then”
“ROAR ON!!!”

